Hi. I'm middleclasstool.

Matt, actually, but you'll find me more places with my handle. Do you want to find me more places?

Here's my Twitter, where I make jokes about my grundle.

Here's my Google+, where I will put you in a circle based on whether or not I think you will like jokes about my grundle.

Here's my Facebook, but Facebook is terrible, so I left. If we're not already friends and you can see anything at all about me on that page, then someone will have to bleed.

Here's me on MetaFilter, but I'm pretty much just a commenter.

Here's my Tumblr, which I use more for input than output (i.e., I don't write much there and only occasionally reblog). But Tumblr is an excellent place for reinforcement of your political beliefs and also pictures of boobs.